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Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico is a visionary hero of Europe. He even knew that his populist policies could lead to an attempt on his life as you can see here. The perp who was apprehended in the assassination attempt even admitted that he shot Fico because he disagreed with his policies. An assassination attempt that came just days after Fico rejected the WHO pandemic accord. In addition, Fico also told the NATO Secretary General to his face that the slaughter in the killing fields of Ukraine must stop. The globalist media has been attempting to paint Fico as some sort of dangerous right-winger yet Fico is the one who wants peace and see that the senseless proxy war be brought to an end. So, yeah, Fico was definitely shot for obviously political reasons.

This January 2024 speech by Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico seems to give us the reasons for the assassination attempt upon him. Part of the reason is Fico's rejection of the WHO pandemic policy but even more because Fico called out the corruption of Ukraine aid money while decrying the senseless slaughter of that proxy war which should have been ended over two years ago had it not been for the intervention of Boris Johnson who nixed the peace agreement reached between Ukraine and Russia. Hopefully the perp who was apprehended in the wake of the assassination attempt upon the populist Prime Minister won't be shut down by another Jack Ruby. We need to find out his motives and, more importantly, who he was working for.

The first time you watch the Hammock Guy demanding his right to hammock on a bus you might think he is just an annoying jerk. That was my first impression which is why I have replayed the Hammock Guy's performance. By the second viewing, there is a good chance your antagonism towards the Hammock Guy will change from annoyance to growing admiration along with strong doses of amusement. And the more I watch the Hammock Guy the more I admire him despite my initial impression. Oh, and I also laugh harder each time I watch him defy authority and assert his right to hammock in the bus.

Michael Cohen is a credible witness? Well, if Morning Joe's Donny Deutsch says so then it MUST be true.

There is a very very obvious "Tell" that CNN uses when trying to deny that the Democrats are using Lawfare against President Donald Trump. It is when their reporters say "We know" that it's not true that the Democrats are using that Lawfare. CNN reporter Alayna Treene just recited this CNN Tell while pretending that the Democrats are not conducting Lawfare against President Trump when he brought up the topic at his Wildwood NJ speech. Keep looking for CNN to continue invoking "WE KNOW!" whenever trying to deny the OBVIOUS about Democrat Lawfare against President Trump.

Here are a couple of Eurovision LOSERS, in every sense of the word, from Ireland and the UK. Somehow Eurovision has devolved into a Flaunt Fest Freak Show in which talent has split the scene. The funniest thing is contestants such as these idiots that have been supporting Hamas during the Eurovision contest would be IMMEDIATELY tossed off the rooftops if they ever ventured to places such as Gaza or Iran.

Be honest. Does this Princeton hunger striker look like he's been fasting for eight days? I've never seen a hunger striker look so well fed. Obviously this guy has been hiding snacks in his Keffiyeh. Snickers? Cocoa Puffs? Gummi Bears? And now he wants others to join in with his Solidarity Hunger Strike Picnic. Yes, those Keffiyehs make great tablecloths to serve pizza slices on the sly.

Senator Robert Casey Jr. who inherited a political career from his father Governor Robert Casey, Sr. has managed to get by for almost 20 years in the U.S. Senate by doing basically nothing but meaningless shuckin' and jivin' which, along with strong support from the Democrats, has managed to keep him in office. However, this year poor Casey is up for re-election and the Gaza issue threatens to divide his Democrat constituency especially since Joe Biden plans to resettle many Gazans in the USA, including Pennsylvania. Unfortunately for the Senate's Robby the Robot, he has not yet been programmed on how to respond to the question as to whether or not he supports such Gazan resettlement. The result is his circuits became overloaded which rendered him mute when questioned on this issue as you can see. The Mighty Casey at bat somehow managed to strike out without even attempting to swing at the ball.

All his life Mike Johnson thought he was Mike Johnson. And then on May 8, 2024, in the middle of an interview with Politico, Mike Johnson suddenly discovered that he is really Flounder.

Watch the incredible level of extremely childish pettiness displayed by Greek Eurovision contestant Marina Satti while Israeli contestant Eden Golan was being interviewed. However, don't blame Greece entirely for Satti's behavior. Although her mother is Greek, her father was a Sudanese Arab. It will be interesting to see if Satti will apologize SINCERELY for her horrible behavior or will she continue to act like a pathetic child.

It somehow never seemed to occur to Krystal Ball of "Breaking Points" that all the Lawfare cases against President Donald Trump are collapsing for the very simple reason is that he is INNOCENT of all the absurd charges that the politically weaponized DOJ have thrown at him via the federal cases or the state cases which are also controlled by the DOJ minions. Instead Krystal claims the Lawfare cases have collapsed not because they are pathetically weak and absurd but because Donald Trump is the "luckiest man on the planet." Even more startling was the reaction of her co-host, Sagaar Enjeti, who although he proclaimed himself to be an atheist now says that Trump must have been "touched by the hand of God." HALLELUJAH!

Federal Judge Aileen Cannon in Florida indefinitely DELAYED the Mar-a-Lago documents trial. As expected liberal tears flowed including from the usual suspects such as MSNBC's Glenn Kirschner. Oh, and a word of advice to liberals whining about the delay of that trial, please don't use the STAGED photo by the FBI showing documents strewn all over the floor. Jack Smith already admitted to the evidence tampering that will probably lead to that case being tossed when or if it ever goes to trial.

CNN's Legal Analyst Elie Honig put his fellow panelists into a deep depression when discussing what a horrible witness Stormy Daniels was at the Manhattan trial to the extent of revealing that she would defy a court order to pay Trump a half a million dollars. Jeffrey Toobin also touched on Stormy Daniels while, thankfully, keeping his hands ABOVE the table. However, when Pecker was brought up, Toobin's hands were not seen. It should be a CNN rule that whenever Pecker is discussed in the presence of Toobin, the camera should reassure the public that Toobin's hands are ABOVE the table which were not seen when Pecker was touched upon during this panel discussion.

Former Congressman Joe Walsh has been in a nosedive ever since his infamous 2011 Town Hall meltdown in which he attacked his own constituents. Of course, he lost his next election and proceeded to dive further into the depths of economic desperation and mental depravity until he discovered that if only he sold his soiled soul and embraced the TDS left he could earn a few pieces of silver they tossed his way for performing anti-Trump propaganda tricks for them. Look for more and more broadcast appearances by PATHETIC Joe Walsh the closer to Election Day we get. Oh, and enjoy that sad desperate stare in his eyes that you can see pleading for... Ka-CHING!

Loony former federal Judge Michael Luttig recently turned himself into a laughable clown show when the U.S. Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY shot down his ABSURD scheme to keep President Donald Trump off the 2024 ballots. When that extreme HUMILIATION slapped him in the face, Luttig went into a state of highly entertaining grief-stricken mourning which was covered here in the DUmmie FUnnies. However, after a brief period of hiding in shame, Luttig is baaaaaack with yet more lunacy. He now seems to think that DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE. No, not because of all the illegal LAWFARE being thrown at Trump with absurd charges as in the Manhattan case. Luttig is panicked that Supreme Court will rule in Trump's favor (or at least partly so) on his immunity appeal. And if that happens that outcome would threaten America's heart and SOOOUUUUULLLLL. He repeats that "heart and SOOOUUUULLL" shtick several times and seems to think that if he stretches out "SOOOUUUUUULLLL" long enough, it might impart some deep meaning to it that would make the rest of us sit up and notice of how dangerous Trump is to America. Oh, and he hopes no one notices WHO is actually conducting the illegal LAWFARE. Maybe he thinks if he stretches out "SOOOUUUULLL" long enough that would wipe the illegal DOJ LAWFARE off our memory banks.

If they ever make a "The Sorrow and The Pity" type documentary about medical people selling their souls out for Big Pharma money in the era of COVID, these clips of Sanjay Gupta hyping vaccines for children on a CNN/Sesame Street Special in November 2021 just WEEKS after being confronted with devastating stats on the rate of Myocarditis in boys who took the COVID vax on Joe Rogan in October 2021 should definitely appear in the film. Did Sanjay Gupta know at the time that he was to appear on that Sesame Street special to hype the vaccine for children which would explain his lame pushback against Joe Rogan over the dangers of Myocarditis? If true, that makes his actions even more EVIL. In any event, Gupta knew full well what the dangers were when he smilingly pushed the vaccine on children during the Sesame Street/CNN special. Was the Big Pharma money really that important to you, Sanjay?

I'm on my way to the ABC Islands of the Caribbean for eight days aboard the Celebrity Beyond starting Saturday April 27. The first place I hit will be the Ocean View Café BUFFET bar where not only a plethora of delicious food is awaiting me for lunch tomorrow but also I can start drinking again. In fact, I think I might start drinking a few beers today so all those drinks won't be a complete shock to my system. Oh, and our Steve Kane Radio Show group also has a serious mission project aboard ship. Namely to try out ALL the Martinis on the Martini Bar menu. Perhaps we shall determine which is the best Martini aboard.

The biggest mistake a TDS liberal from New York can make is keying a MAGA vehicle in the FREE state of Florida. Just look at what happened to one Richard Brothers of Syracuse, New York who keyed a pickup truck in a supermarket parking lot in the Lower Keys of Florida that had a "Let's Go Brandon!" bumper sticker. Brothers at first ACTED like he didn't know why the very polite officer from the Monroe County Sheriffs Department had approached him. However, after being confronted with surveillance of him doing the dirty deed he quickly confessed. Watch as poor Dick is arrested as his wife goes into angry shock as he was handcuffed and driven away to jail. However, the WORST still awaits him. Had he just taken his punishment like a man, Dick Brothers, would have been given at least some credit but, as you can see, despite the surveillance videos and his confession, Dick pleaded... NOT GUILTY. As a result Dick Brothers has condemned himself to ETERNAL mockery. This will follow him around for the rest of his life... and beyond. And you just know from the video that his wife will make the rest of his life pure HELL for causing her extreme very public embarrassment. The only thing worse for Dick Brothers than Mrs. Brothers dumping him is Mrs. Brothers staying with him because you just know she will making every second of the rest of his life an experience of absolute MISERY. Oh, and anybody else notice the irony of someone getting busted in the Keys for keying? Also there is the matter of someone named Dick Brothers being locked up with the brothers. By pleading NOT GUILTY the judge will be much more inclined to throw the book at Dick Brothers.

Until now, Belgium had the reputation for having the world's worst military marchers. However, it now appears that the British military is in strong contention for that title. As you can see its not just that the Brits in this video are horribly out of synch while marching, they also put little to no effort in swinging their arms. It's no wonder since many of them look their would prefer to swing their arms to grab a ham sandwich. Oh, and could the Brits exhibit just a slight bit of enthusiasm in their marching? I remember as a kid seeing the British Tattoo when it came to America and was quite impressed with their precision marching. Obviously such precision marching standards has declined drastically in Britain since then.

The Biden-directed prosecution of President Donald Trump in the Manhattan trial is so pathetically weak that even the MSNBC Legal Correspondent Lisa Rubin was forced to admit that the prosecution presented NO EVIDENCE of Trump's personal guilt. You just know that if the prosecutors had slam dump evidence of Trump's supposed guilt, they would have presented it at the get-go of this CORRUPT trial. This trial is starting to resemble the EVIDENCE=FREE impeachment trial of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton last year when the case completely fell apart in the state senate when the prosecution's witnesses were forced to admit that they had NO EVIDENCE.

Steve Kane Radio Show co-host Brian Craig made a technical suggestion on how to help President Trump counter the absolutely CORRUPT trial now going on in Manhattan. It has to do with how his press conferences are staged at the end of the trial days. It's unbelievable that a CORRUPT judge, Juan Merchan, can PROFIT via his CORRUPT family to the tune of millions of dollars via a kangaroo court trial of President Trump. Brian Craig reveals how President Trump can better make his voice heard revealing the utter CORRUPTION of this trial. Oh, and Dana Bash. Unless you reveal the CORRUPT facts about this trial then STFU about asking Republicans if they will support Trump if he is convicted. If a Republican president were using CORRUPT lawfare against his election opponent I guarantee you that CNN, and the other mainstream networks, would be broadcasting 24/7 about this corruption. But since the opponent to CORRUPT Joe Biden is Trump, they are lending legitimacy to their CORRUPT trial in New York by asking their dopey question to Republicans.

If you combined Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg and CORRUPT Judge Juan Merchan into one person you could come up with the highly evil Brazilian Chrome Dome Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes who has been attempting to force Elon Musk take down Twitter accounts of Brazilian journalists who dare to criticize that government. Unfortunately for the Chrome Dome Justice, Musk is NOT complying and the backlash in Brazil threatens to not only cut off the power of that tyrant but is also turning him into an object of well-deserved worldwide mockery.

I love fried food. In fact, you might have seen some of the many air fried cooking videos I have made. However, this "food" is something I'll definitely be skipping. In fact, if you are about to have a meal, I advise you SKIP even watching this frying video.

Soon to be a major Broadway musical although I suspect they may have to replace the lead Synch Singer.

Biden keeps repeating the same FAKE story about his Uncle Ambrose "Bozey" Finnegan who was supposedly flying an Army Air Corps plane that was shot down in 1944 over New Guinea during WWII and he was subsequently eaten by cannibals. In REALITY his uncle was a passenger with three crew members on a plane that crashed into the ocean off the coast of New Guinea due to mechanical problems. We know this because there was a crash survivor who reported on it and that there were no other survivors. And if this story sounds vaguely familiar it is because it is eerily similar to a REAL story about another plane crash near the coast of the island of Chichi Jima in 1944 during WWII. And that crash story is probably where Biden stole his FAKE story about Uncle Bozey and the cannibals. And yet despite his Uncle Bozey story having been thoroughly DISCREDITED, Biden keeps repeating it over and over again. Oh, and he always pairs the FAKE CANNIBAL STORY about Uncle Bozey with the DISCREDITED story about President Trump calling WWI soldiers suckers and losers. John Bolton, no friend of Trump who was with him when Trump supposedly made that statement in France, stated that Trump said no such thing. Yet another thing shameless serial fabulist Biden keeps LYING about.