Ostrich Vs Man - When Birds Attack - Lester & Carl Had A Disagreement - Who Won?

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Here is More In Debt review of Ostrich behavior with Several Actual Attacks.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fyki7B3m6UJC/

Lester and Carl had a Disagreement.. Lester lost, I think. The last 5 seconds of video sums it up.
Lester if this does not work out I would love a pair of Ostrich Boots.. :)
#WTFCarl #heyCarl

HERE IS INFO FROM OSTRICH FARMER:
We farmed African Ostriches so I can give you some pretty sound advice..
run extremely fast (70 kmh / 45 mph).
turn on the spot at near full speed, using their wings for balance.
Territorial. You have a better chance if they know they're on your turf.
Extremely difficult to throw off balance or wrestle. They're almost pure bone and muscle.

Your main defence is a large stick held as high as you can. This makes you taller than them & they get scared. Good for desperate whacking as a pitiful last line of defence when you decide you dont want to die

If it's top coat of feathers is black, its a male. so:
If its legs, neck and beak are red, then its a mature male in mating season, and you'll die. No seriously - your guts on the ground before you know it's seen you, if it's legs, neck and beak aren't red, you just need to figure out what mood it's in. If you can get close to it with a decent fence between you and it, then you'll be able to get a good idea
If it stands tall and booms (a very loud, whooping, chesty noise.. (I can barely describe it, but it'll freak you out), it's expressing its awesomeness, and you'll die.

If it stands tall and hisses (touch the tip of your tongue to your bottom teeth, the middle of your tongue to the top of your mouth, and and exhale), then it's annoyed.
If it tries to eat your hair, then you're probably fine.. or if knows you're outside its territory
If it's top coat of feathers is brown, its a female

If it stands tall and hisses (touch the tip of your tongue to your bottom teeth, the middle of your tongue to the top of your mouth, and and exhale), then it's annoyed.
If it tries to eat your hair, then you're probably fine
If it sits down and starts flapping its wings (they usually make clicking noise too), then it want's you to mate with it

Get yourself a large sleeve of dark fabric, and wear it over your arm like a bracelet.
Get face to face with the monster, and talk sweetly and calmly.
Hold out your hand (flat), and let it peck you. It wont hurt
Once you're on good terms (if its not performing a mating dance), fold your hand into a C shape with your thumb on top, and let it go for your thumb.
Grab onto the bottom of its beak, and don't let go! - you just pissed it off.
With your other hand, pull the sleeve over its head rendering it blind, and tricking it to believe its night time. dont let go.

Keep wrestling it (gently) and it will either sit down, or you can "drive" it wherever you want to go. (you can only push an Ostrich backwards, not forwards).

You walk staunchly toward it. You're relaxed, and it doesn't seem to care. You don't see the hole its dug for a nest, and fall over on its egg. the egg hurts your face, but isn't damaged at all. You quietly stand up and shuffle away from the nest, but now she looks pissed off, and starts hissing at you. You hear a fast patter of feet behind you, and spin your head around just in time to see the huge male coming for you. Its armoured chest slams into your face and shoulder, and as you go flying forward it tramples you into the dirt. Your rib is broken, your ears are ringing, and the dust sticks to the tears squirting into your eyes. You look up just to see it spinning around for another go. It plants its front foot down and launches back toward you. You drag yourself up, and prepare to run for dear life! You feel excruciating pain as - the Ostrich jumps in the air and its foot comes flying at your face, dragging downward, tearing holes in your skin, and tossing you back into the dirt. you think of home as it tramples you and tears at your stomach. We have a massive bend in top bar of one of these gates from a single kick. The male was going for my Dad's face. He jumped straight up, and then landed firmly on both feet. I've witnessed several other kicks like this, and it happens amazingly fast.

The feeding hut, made of thick plywood (maybe 8-10mm) has a clean hole from the talon of the same Ostrich, This time at Pelvis height. It was louder than a shotgun going off, Apparently Dad was too close to the female

Another family member was visiting another farm, and decided they wanted a feather in the Ostrich pen. The Male Ostrich in that pen was bright red at the time, but was hanging out at the other end of the pen and paying no attention, so she decided it'd be safe. She got a long way in and then the Male suddenly went for her. she got about 2 steps before he knocked her over and trampled her. She saw him spinning around so she sprinted for her life, and dived under the fence as it caught up to her. It proceeded to take out its rage on the fence.

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