National Brotherhood Week - by Tom Lehrer, updated by Foundring

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks
And the black folks hate the white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
There’s Georgie Floyd and Sheriff Derek dancing cheek to cheek
It's fun to eulogize the people you despise
As long you don't let them in your school

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks
And the rich folks hate the poor folks
All of my folks hate all of your folks
It's American as apple pie

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
New Yorkers won’t enforce the jab to enter their boutique
Come give an elbow bump to every single chump
You can hold your breath until they’re gone

Oh, the straight folks hate the gay folks
And the gay folks hate the straight folks
Better hurry and procreate folks
Cuz the furries are on the rise

And during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
We remember 47 genders cuz we’re very chic
Step up and shake the hand of someone you can’t stand
You can tolerate them if you try

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Muslims
And everybody hates the Jews
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
It's National Everyone-Smile-At-One-Another-hood Week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
It's only for a week so have no fear
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year