AudioFaction - Dumb Illegal Aliens
[Verse 1]
There's a tale as old as time, 'bout some illegal aliens with no sense
Thought they'd outsmart the law, but ended up on defense
They tried to cross the border, with a mask made of cheese
But the holes were too big, left their faces to be seen
[Verse 2]
Then there was Crazy Ahmed from the Middle East, thought he'd be slick
Stole a car for a joyride, left tracks like an oil slick
Forgot his ID on the border, in the glove box he stashed a gun, he bought in Chicago
thought he'd have some fun, he walked into a supermarket and tried to rob the place
he did not do his research, because the state was constitutional carry, they turned him into a bullet sponge, now that was funny
[Chorus]
Dumb illegal alien criminals, oh what a sight to see
They think they're so clever, but they're as blind as can be
With their harebrained schemes, they always get caught
Guess crime don't pay, when your brain's an afterthought
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